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So's Skippy wants to run a daycare in our house. :(
looking for books for kids is tough, barely any have any vikings or ninjas, lots of pirates, better than teddy bears, but still not cool. I think I'll put some reviews of the junk just to amuse you web people.

I think I'm in Love...

(16:16:45) TheGreatCourt: Hey
(16:16:56) SpyGuy82: hello
(16:17:36) TheGreatCourt: I am a terrible ice skater
(16:18:25) SpyGuy82: lol, you cant be any worse than I am
(16:20:00) TheGreatCourt: I bet I am, a little girl told me to tighten my skates
(16:23:16) SpyGuy82: well little kids are just cruel, its one of the many things parents are supposwd to beat out of them ;-)
(16:30:06) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, nothing funnier than to watch them fall though
(17:08:54) TheGreatCourt: So what are you up to?
(17:11:13) SpyGuy82: Just sufing the net
(17:12:42) SpyGuy82: how about you?
(17:44:30) TheGreatCourt: oh, just ordered a pizza, some friends should be over to have a night of gaming
(17:45:27) TheGreatCourt: I have nasty scrapes on my leg where the ice skates rubbed against me
(17:45:56) SpyGuy82: that sucks, remember neosporine is your friend
(17:46:07) TheGreatCourt: I don't have any, not even peroxide
(17:46:18) TheGreatCourt: all I had was hand soap
(17:47:36) SpyGuy82: that sucks, so what kind of games?
(17:48:36) TheGreatCourt: We usually play Smash Brothers Melee, Blood Rayne, Rampage, Bloody Roar, DDR, and some others
(17:49:07) SpyGuy82: awsome
(17:49:32) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, should be fun
(17:49:41) TheGreatCourt: I'm a bit tired though from the skating
(17:50:23) TheGreatCourt: and the scrape parts burn, but nothing pizza and drinking blood can't solve
(17:50:51) TheGreatCourt: btw, I liked the link you gave me, lots of good plans for my takeover
(17:52:06) SpyGuy82: lol
(17:52:54) SpyGuy82: drinking blood?
(17:55:49) TheGreatCourt: yea, in blood rayne you drink lots of blood
(17:56:32) SpyGuy82: ahh yes in the video game, of course I knew that was what you ment :-)
(17:57:43) TheGreatCourt: Well, I generally don't drink blood unless I'm having one of those cravings, you know
(18:10:28) SpyGuy82: I guess thats reasonable
(18:11:59) TheGreatCourt: Naturally
(18:14:40) TheGreatCourt: I think chicken pineapples and extra cheese is the best pizza topping ever
(18:15:17) SpyGuy82: I have never had pinaapple ona pizza before, so I will take your word for it
(18:16:02) TheGreatCourt: yes, it is excellent
(18:21:28) SpyGuy82: What kind of game is Bloody Roar, I've never heard of it before
(18:23:26) TheGreatCourt: It's a fighting game, 2 player, where you can switch into a beast when your rage meter gets full
(18:25:11) SpyGuy82: those are always fun
(18:26:03) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, we have lots of inside jokes about the character too, which is great
(18:26:03) TheGreatCourt: well the characters in the game, we make fun of them and add all sorts of silly histories to them
(18:28:10) SpyGuy82: well with games like that the characters really bring it on themselves, trying to look all macho
(18:29:44) TheGreatCourt: Actually there's this one called Jenny the Bat and she's a total whore
(18:30:12) SpyGuy82: roflmao
(18:30:39) TheGreatCourt: I swear she gets off on fighting
(18:30:58) SpyGuy82: lots of grunting and moaning huh
(18:31:23) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, she's like "ohhh" its pretty funny
(18:37:00) SpyGuy82: sounds like my kind of game ;-)
(18:37:11) TheGreatCourt: lol
(18:37:34) TheGreatCourt: There's also this chick that licks the sword
(18:37:56) SpyGuy82: her sword or someone elses
(18:37:59) TheGreatCourt: I usually play this little girl thats like 14 though, because shes the fastest
(18:38:05) TheGreatCourt: hers, after she kills them
(18:40:42) SpyGuy82: so, are there any normal characters or are they all little bent
(18:41:09) TheGreatCourt: Hmmm....if normal still entails turning into a beast, maybe
(18:41:38) TheGreatCourt: Shena's a little normal and maybe a couple of the guy ones
(18:43:16) SpyGuy82: or maybe they're just pretending to be normal to lull you into a false sense of security
(18:45:56) TheGreatCourt: Thats probably it
(18:46:04) TheGreatCourt: but its more fun making fun of the weird ones
(18:47:58) SpyGuy82: yes, and once again we see the way in which video games mirror real life
(18:48:30) TheGreatCourt: Totally
(18:49:58) SpyGuy82: brb
(19:34:58) SpyGuy82: Hey
(19:36:06) TheGreatCourt: So hows work?
19:37:32) SpyGuy82: I dont mind the job, but the people are so annoying, I actually prefer being on the road just so I dont have to deal with them
(19:39:35) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, with awesome music blasting and scaring away other people
(19:39:52) TheGreatCourt: Maybe you should be a trucker, they drive all the time
(19:40:07) TheGreatCourt: A fancy one with spiked wheels
(19:40:18) SpyGuy82: lol, I've considered it
(19:40:42) TheGreatCourt: And thrown it away as something undesirable in the end?
(19:41:38) SpyGuy82: I can make more money as an electrical technician, also I do want to go back to school and finish my degree at some point
(19:42:06) TheGreatCourt: Ah, stupid degree, that might be a good idea
(19:42:33) TheGreatCourt: We should take over and create our own jobs
(19:43:03) TheGreatCourt: with no fancy schooling requirements, maybe just intelligence tests for the weak
(19:43:20) SpyGuy82: but I typed evil overlord into monster.com and didnt find anything
(19:44:01) TheGreatCourt: Their search system must be broken
(19:45:23) SpyGuy82: i think so too
(19:46:08) TheGreatCourt: Maybe a letter to the site creator will solve that tiny error
(19:47:12) SpyGuy82: nah, just need to find a site that specializes in jobs in the middle east
(19:47:39) TheGreatCourt: yes, that will be much more efficient
(19:51:26) TheGreatCourt: I want some clones to do my homework for me :(
(19:52:39) SpyGuy82: I wouldn't want to clone myself though I'm to lazy. What i really want are some slaves, yeah... thats the ticket
(19:52:55) TheGreatCourt: Oh, slaves or illegal immigrants, same difference
(19:53:07) TheGreatCourt: Lemmings
(19:53:17) TheGreatCourt: Let's have a farm and breed some
(19:53:41) SpyGuy82: lemmings or illegal immigrants?
(19:53:46) SpyGuy82: or both
(19:54:05) TheGreatCourt: The more the merrier, keeps a diverse and friendly atmosphere
(19:54:32) TheGreatCourt: Wow, I advise you if you ever ice skate to wear thick long socks and tighten your skates
(19:55:29) SpyGuy82: do you want some triple antibiotic ointment
(19:55:47) TheGreatCourt: Would that work?
(19:56:34) SpyGuy82: it would definately help it heal faster
(19:57:00) TheGreatCourt: Do you think they have it at Giant Eagle?
(19:57:26) SpyGuy82: they should
(19:57:50) TheGreatCourt: Does it work better than neosporin or peroxide?
(19:58:44) SpyGuy82: lol, neosporine is just a brand name triple antibiotic ointment
(19:59:03) TheGreatCourt: whatever, making me look stupid
(19:59:07) SpyGuy82: sry
(19:59:08) TheGreatCourt: ....
(19:59:16) TheGreatCourt: Its ok, I do it enough on my own
(19:59:59) SpyGuy82: why dont I give you a ride to the store to make it up to you
(20:00:14) TheGreatCourt: Aww, that would be really nice of you
(20:00:59) TheGreatCourt: Are you sure that is ok? I could walk, I walk there a lot
(20:03:06) SpyGuy82: no, no problem I'm pretty sure I remember where you live
(20:07:31) SpyGuy82: k, I'll see you in like 10-15 minutes
(20:07:54) TheGreatCourt: k, awesome and thanks again :)

things i hate

I had to dropkick a guy today, I didn't mind, but Skip screaming at me didn't help matters. She met this guy online, Chris or Chad or something like that, anyway, she believed everything he told her online, the usual, "oh I love you, we're soulmates, I want to meet you just to see how beautiful you are" crap from old movies made to rip off people like Skip. Anyway, she fell for his shit, told him where we lived, he appeared and to keep things simple, if I hadn't come home to watch 28 weeks later, yeah, this awesome guy named Ron let me borrow it, and ignored Skip's earlier remarks about keeping the place empty for her and her creepy internet beau, I woulda never been there in time to kick his ass, and she most likely would have been raped. Trust me he needed it, she needs to learn to protect herself damnit.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

On more pleasant news, to cheer Skip up we are ditchin school and goin on a shoppin spree with the guy's credit cards, which he happened to leave behind in his screamin and running from me. : P

i have quizzes now

Quiz

I was thinking about women and how the majority on this planet will not stand up for themselves. It seems to me they stay with a guy who beats them until they find another guy to help them get away only to let him control them instead. It is disgusting. I think women should stand up for themselves (and men).
As the Great Jeanylda always says "A head for a head."
If a guy attacks you on the street why let that make you afraid to go into streets. Find this guy and beat him up. Next time you're in an alley, be prepared, bring a gun, a knife, a sword, a stungun, doberman, army of ninjas, whatever.
Or call me and I'll give them something to remember.
Self defense should be taught in sex ed along with contraceptive education.
Here are some thoughts

Change

I started out hating this place and just complaining. Now I am thinking I could change it. Why not? Why can't we make it better?

Now, as long as I'm suck here, I might as well see what I can do to fix it up, make it better, more liveable.

Things I hate about this place
Bipolar weather
Rain
Fleas
Hunger
Sexism
Racism
Pain
Dishonesty

Just gotta figure out how to fix these now

chicken

There is something satisfying about eating the meat of a dead animal, pulling the meat off its bones and munching on its soft body. I wonder how vegetarians do it, do they get the same satisfaction from an orange or an onion? Does a soy chicken taste as sweet?
It is way too cold to do anything. I'm going to hibernate before the parties start.

I believe I got my answers