I think I'm in Love...

(16:16:45) TheGreatCourt: Hey
(16:16:56) SpyGuy82: hello
(16:17:36) TheGreatCourt: I am a terrible ice skater
(16:18:25) SpyGuy82: lol, you cant be any worse than I am
(16:20:00) TheGreatCourt: I bet I am, a little girl told me to tighten my skates
(16:23:16) SpyGuy82: well little kids are just cruel, its one of the many things parents are supposwd to beat out of them ;-)
(16:30:06) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, nothing funnier than to watch them fall though
(17:08:54) TheGreatCourt: So what are you up to?
(17:11:13) SpyGuy82: Just sufing the net
(17:12:42) SpyGuy82: how about you?
(17:44:30) TheGreatCourt: oh, just ordered a pizza, some friends should be over to have a night of gaming
(17:45:27) TheGreatCourt: I have nasty scrapes on my leg where the ice skates rubbed against me
(17:45:56) SpyGuy82: that sucks, remember neosporine is your friend
(17:46:07) TheGreatCourt: I don't have any, not even peroxide
(17:46:18) TheGreatCourt: all I had was hand soap
(17:47:36) SpyGuy82: that sucks, so what kind of games?
(17:48:36) TheGreatCourt: We usually play Smash Brothers Melee, Blood Rayne, Rampage, Bloody Roar, DDR, and some others
(17:49:07) SpyGuy82: awsome
(17:49:32) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, should be fun
(17:49:41) TheGreatCourt: I'm a bit tired though from the skating
(17:50:23) TheGreatCourt: and the scrape parts burn, but nothing pizza and drinking blood can't solve
(17:50:51) TheGreatCourt: btw, I liked the link you gave me, lots of good plans for my takeover
(17:52:06) SpyGuy82: lol
(17:52:54) SpyGuy82: drinking blood?
(17:55:49) TheGreatCourt: yea, in blood rayne you drink lots of blood
(17:56:32) SpyGuy82: ahh yes in the video game, of course I knew that was what you ment :-)
(17:57:43) TheGreatCourt: Well, I generally don't drink blood unless I'm having one of those cravings, you know
(18:10:28) SpyGuy82: I guess thats reasonable
(18:11:59) TheGreatCourt: Naturally
(18:14:40) TheGreatCourt: I think chicken pineapples and extra cheese is the best pizza topping ever
(18:15:17) SpyGuy82: I have never had pinaapple ona pizza before, so I will take your word for it
(18:16:02) TheGreatCourt: yes, it is excellent
(18:21:28) SpyGuy82: What kind of game is Bloody Roar, I've never heard of it before
(18:23:26) TheGreatCourt: It's a fighting game, 2 player, where you can switch into a beast when your rage meter gets full
(18:25:11) SpyGuy82: those are always fun
(18:26:03) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, we have lots of inside jokes about the character too, which is great
(18:26:03) TheGreatCourt: well the characters in the game, we make fun of them and add all sorts of silly histories to them
(18:28:10) SpyGuy82: well with games like that the characters really bring it on themselves, trying to look all macho
(18:29:44) TheGreatCourt: Actually there's this one called Jenny the Bat and she's a total whore
(18:30:12) SpyGuy82: roflmao
(18:30:39) TheGreatCourt: I swear she gets off on fighting
(18:30:58) SpyGuy82: lots of grunting and moaning huh
(18:31:23) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, she's like "ohhh" its pretty funny
(18:37:00) SpyGuy82: sounds like my kind of game ;-)
(18:37:11) TheGreatCourt: lol
(18:37:34) TheGreatCourt: There's also this chick that licks the sword
(18:37:56) SpyGuy82: her sword or someone elses
(18:37:59) TheGreatCourt: I usually play this little girl thats like 14 though, because shes the fastest
(18:38:05) TheGreatCourt: hers, after she kills them
(18:40:42) SpyGuy82: so, are there any normal characters or are they all little bent
(18:41:09) TheGreatCourt: Hmmm....if normal still entails turning into a beast, maybe
(18:41:38) TheGreatCourt: Shena's a little normal and maybe a couple of the guy ones
(18:43:16) SpyGuy82: or maybe they're just pretending to be normal to lull you into a false sense of security
(18:45:56) TheGreatCourt: Thats probably it
(18:46:04) TheGreatCourt: but its more fun making fun of the weird ones
(18:47:58) SpyGuy82: yes, and once again we see the way in which video games mirror real life
(18:48:30) TheGreatCourt: Totally
(18:49:58) SpyGuy82: brb
(19:34:58) SpyGuy82: Hey
(19:36:06) TheGreatCourt: So hows work?
19:37:32) SpyGuy82: I dont mind the job, but the people are so annoying, I actually prefer being on the road just so I dont have to deal with them
(19:39:35) TheGreatCourt: Yeah, with awesome music blasting and scaring away other people
(19:39:52) TheGreatCourt: Maybe you should be a trucker, they drive all the time
(19:40:07) TheGreatCourt: A fancy one with spiked wheels
(19:40:18) SpyGuy82: lol, I've considered it
(19:40:42) TheGreatCourt: And thrown it away as something undesirable in the end?
(19:41:38) SpyGuy82: I can make more money as an electrical technician, also I do want to go back to school and finish my degree at some point
(19:42:06) TheGreatCourt: Ah, stupid degree, that might be a good idea
(19:42:33) TheGreatCourt: We should take over and create our own jobs
(19:43:03) TheGreatCourt: with no fancy schooling requirements, maybe just intelligence tests for the weak
(19:43:20) SpyGuy82: but I typed evil overlord into monster.com and didnt find anything
(19:44:01) TheGreatCourt: Their search system must be broken
(19:45:23) SpyGuy82: i think so too
(19:46:08) TheGreatCourt: Maybe a letter to the site creator will solve that tiny error
(19:47:12) SpyGuy82: nah, just need to find a site that specializes in jobs in the middle east
(19:47:39) TheGreatCourt: yes, that will be much more efficient
(19:51:26) TheGreatCourt: I want some clones to do my homework for me :(
(19:52:39) SpyGuy82: I wouldn't want to clone myself though I'm to lazy. What i really want are some slaves, yeah... thats the ticket
(19:52:55) TheGreatCourt: Oh, slaves or illegal immigrants, same difference
(19:53:07) TheGreatCourt: Lemmings
(19:53:17) TheGreatCourt: Let's have a farm and breed some
(19:53:41) SpyGuy82: lemmings or illegal immigrants?
(19:53:46) SpyGuy82: or both
(19:54:05) TheGreatCourt: The more the merrier, keeps a diverse and friendly atmosphere
(19:54:32) TheGreatCourt: Wow, I advise you if you ever ice skate to wear thick long socks and tighten your skates
(19:55:29) SpyGuy82: do you want some triple antibiotic ointment
(19:55:47) TheGreatCourt: Would that work?
(19:56:34) SpyGuy82: it would definately help it heal faster
(19:57:00) TheGreatCourt: Do you think they have it at Giant Eagle?
(19:57:26) SpyGuy82: they should
(19:57:50) TheGreatCourt: Does it work better than neosporin or peroxide?
(19:58:44) SpyGuy82: lol, neosporine is just a brand name triple antibiotic ointment
(19:59:03) TheGreatCourt: whatever, making me look stupid
(19:59:07) SpyGuy82: sry
(19:59:08) TheGreatCourt: ....
(19:59:16) TheGreatCourt: Its ok, I do it enough on my own
(19:59:59) SpyGuy82: why dont I give you a ride to the store to make it up to you
(20:00:14) TheGreatCourt: Aww, that would be really nice of you
(20:00:59) TheGreatCourt: Are you sure that is ok? I could walk, I walk there a lot
(20:03:06) SpyGuy82: no, no problem I'm pretty sure I remember where you live
(20:07:31) SpyGuy82: k, I'll see you in like 10-15 minutes
(20:07:54) TheGreatCourt: k, awesome and thanks again :)